A robbery suspect cut down a giant beanstalk with an axe during a foot chase Monday resulting in the death of a giant.
The gigantic beanstalk was grown overnight with magic seeds by the suspect Jack in the backyard of his home in England.
Jack said the magic beans were obtained from a man at the market in exchange for a cow.
The suspect climbed the beanstalk in the morning of the incident arriving in a land high up in the sky where
he followed a road to a house which was the home of a giant.
Jack entered the house for the first time stealing a bag of gold coins and then making his escape down the beanstalk.
Jack then repeated the robbery two more times stealing a hen that lays golden eggs and a magical harp that can play by itself.
During the third robbery Jack was almost
caught by the giant who pursued him down the beanstalk.
While the giant was in pursuit of the suspect Jack
called out for his mother requesting an axe and proceeded to use it to chop down the beanstalk, killing the
giant.
The boy's attorney, Perry Mason, said his client ran for his life as the giant screamed his last words "Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman."
Jack and his mother are currently living happily ever
after with their new found riches.
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